Tuesday, December 8, 2009

So Bad It's...Bad

A tender moment and plaid pants fail to save Zombiegeddon from abject suckitude

Sometimes bad movies are exactly that — bad. Which is why the tagline of this blog used to be "I Watch the World's Worst Movies...So You Don't Have To."

So as a public service, I offer the following comments:

Don't waste your time watching Zombiegeddon. Even for a Troma film it's bad. Somebody please tell Lloyd Kaufman that a superficial resemblance to Mel Brooks does not make him funny.

Also skip Girls Nite Out, a college slasher that held initial promise as it was made in the mid-80s (the Golden Age of the Splatter Flick) and stars the relentlessly cheesy Hal Holbrook.

Alas, it is an incoherent mess with no redeeming anything.

I went to college in the early 1980s and I promise you if it had been like this I too would have donned a dancing bear suit and killed as many of these tools as possible.

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