Monday, April 12, 2010

Esquire Bondage Dress and Rabid Masher (BDRM) contest


Last year I made the first cut in Esquire magazine's extremely goofy "Best-Dressed Real Man" contest, in which thousands of mostly harmless narcissists with moderate photographic abilities posted photos of themselves in the hope of winning some money, an expensive and ugly watch, a wardrobe of expensive and ugly clothing, or a lifetime supply of Nivea (a prize that cried out for some witticism on the subject of wankers).

The question is — should I do it again?

On the one hand, it's undeniably dorkitatious. On the other, it's no worse than what I already do — on the message boards, this blog, and to my unfortunate friends.

And it could dovetail Nicely Nicely with my renegade Congressional campaign.

5 comments:

tintin said...

I'd do it if they were giving away Eucerin. C'mon, I'll vote for you. And I'm a democrat.

Sean said...

Yes, you should do it. You dress better than most of those "so called" best dressed fops....

Enzo AGC said...

I'd vote for you here and for congress...

Beefeater said...

You've got my vote, old sport. Sully all the way.

Sean said...

Move to Texas, we need someone to replace the clown representing my district.