I'm not sure where I am, down some fairly substantial figure. I sat last week out, mostly because I forgot.
Seattle minus 6.5 at New York Giants. The Giants are horrible. They are. Face it. And Seattle's anything but.
Miami plus 3 at New England. I don't think the Pats will lose this game. I do think they will wait until the last second and win it by a point or two. If there was a way to win by one-tenth of a point Belichek would find it.
Carolina minus 10.5 vs. New York Jets. The Jets are horrible. Face it. They are. And Carolina's not perfect, but they are a damn sight better than the Jets.
This is great — picking against all three local teams.
Meanwhile, watch this clip from "The Human Tornado" and tell me the kung fu celebration at about 24 seconds in isn't the greatest of all time. Make a good end zone dance, come to think of it.