Mary Carey plays with her corn in Pervert! — an act of easily penetrable symbolism.
No, Jonathan Yudis' Pervert! is not the next Bloodsucking Freaks. It's too tasteful, for starters.
James is a dorky college student who goes home from Tulane or wherever for a summer with pa in Death Valley.
The father has one of those minor prophet names like Hezekebediah, wears overalls and makes meat sculptures — not a great medium out in the desert.
He also hires hookers to come out and live with him. One of them played by erstwhile politician Mary Carey, has sex with James too.
But James has a terrible curse that involves the fact that his genitals have become detached from his own personal groinal area and are in fact a set of violent mutant genitals, with lots of sharp teeth and a very definite, if unfocused, desire to kill.
So what I want to know is how did James have sex with Mary Carey in the beginning of the flick?
This was keeping me up last night, but I got to sleep — finally — by counting breasts (22). A lake's worth of blood. Random witch doctors. Sexually ambivalent neo-Nazi child-abusing auto mechanic. Attack penis and testicles, with teeth. Penis-Cam. Surprisingly good soundtrack. Really, really stupid.