Somebody got their wires crossed because the former is "I Eat Your Skin," previously discussed in this space. I repeat it here. I have nothing to add, really, except in this version they got the dubbing straightened out:
Two exciting facts about 'I Eat Your Skin":
- There is no skin-eating in the film.
- Auteur Del Tenney was from Connecticut and once made a good film, 1964's The Curse of the Living Corpse, which had real writing, a real script, a real editor, and real actors, including Roy Scheider in his screen debut.
It had been sitting on the shelf under the title Voodoo Blood Bath, but the distributor liked the "Last Supper" imagery on the twin bill poster. ("I Eat Your Flesh" would have been better, but it was taken.)
Novelist Tom Harris writes smutty best-sellers and spends his time poolside at the Fountainbleau in Miami, reading aloud from his works to a crowd of bikini-clad housewives. His agent, a clenched-jawed WASP named Fairchild, hatches a scheme to go to this island where a scientist is working on a cure for everything and, oh yeah, there are supposed be eighteen kinds of poisonous snakes and zombies on this island.
So they go because a pudgy bald guy in a Dacron suit is chasing Tom (with malice aforethought) for horsing around with his wife. So what the hey?
During this opening sequence it is apparent that director Tenney achieved something remarkable: this is the first American film made for domestic release where the words don't match the lips. At all.
It's as if it was dubbed into Korean and dubbed back from the Italian translation of the Korean by a crew from Portugal.
This results in happy accidents such as the pudgy bald man shaking his fist and yelling "I getting you am son of beech!"
The zombie transformation scenes are entertaining in a primitive fashion; their eyes bug out through the caked-on makeup, making them look like trout that have been lightly coated in corn meal and fried. (If you don't believe me try it.)
The voodoo dancing is pretty good but ultimately tedious, as is the sight of Tom with no shirt.
The clenched-jawed WASP looks like what you'd get if you stirred the genes of Robert F. Kennedy and William F. Buckley together and told the result you were outlawing touch football and madras pants.
As a period piece, I Eat Your Skin is mildly amusing. One decapitation. One extended blast of voodoo dancing. Girls in bikinis. Man in Dacron suit shoved in pool. Bad prose read aloud to girls in bikinis prior to man in Dacron suit getting shoved in pool. Exploding zombie. WASP climbing a cliff in loafers. Mad scientist. Snakes. Code Yellow ethnocentrism - enough to be noticeable, but not egregious enough to be funny. Short.
"The Undertaker and His Pals" is a whole different kettle of rancid fish. A private eye has an office above a greasy spoon diner called, appropriately, "The Greasy Spoon." Girls keep getting killed and their bodies mutilated, by these three motocycle weirdos who always stop at a phone booth and check an address in the phone book.
And something's up with that diner, because they never have anything on the menu except the special.
Here's where the sophisticated humor kicks in: When Sally Lamb is killed, and her legs chopped off, the special is leg of lamb.
This is a spectacularly bad film, including a car chase shot in exciting "Improb-O-Vision," in which the cars start out at night, switch to broad daylight, and wind up at night. So unless the idea was that the car chase took 24 hours, I think the filmmaker, the immortal T.L.P. Swicegood, saved a few bucks on the continuity girl.
Good looking cut on the PI's sack sportcoat, only slightly marred by the fluorescent teal color. Girls with big bazooms but no nekkidity (automatic one coil deduction). Greasy undertaker to go with The Greasy Spoon. Bonus stock footage of actual medical operation. Three good lung-busting screamers.
Very little plot to interfere with the story. Acid vat. Meat cleaver to head. Legs roll. Breasts roll (implied). Spurting blood a la Sam Peckinpah. Appallingly stupid and mercifully short. One coil.