Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving! Now...
Enough already with the wishing me a great holiday and (on Friday) "How was your Thanksgiving?"
Should I tell them the truth?
"Oh, it sucked, thanks. I didn't do a fucking thing except smoke eight cigars and walk around town — which was, of course, deserted. I had a turkey club on wheat for dinner — for that extra-special holiday touch I used cranberry sauce mixed up with mayo. The only football game worth watching was on the NFL Network, which I don't get, and I ironed a shitload of shirts. Any more questions?"