The teachers thought it was pretty funny.
And now, 30 years later, I am doing the same bloody thing. I just dropped the juvenile title, opting for the Menckenesque "Prejudices."
(None of H.L.'s style, though.)
I cannot stand:
- Stretchy black bicycle panties.
- The Democratic Party, as currently constructed.
- Tailgaters - the moving kind, not the ones drinking their breakfast before the football game.
- MSNBC - The single greatest group of brainless jabbering ninnies ever assembled outside of the United States Senate.
- The Republican Party, as currently constructed.
- Liberals, conservatives, libertarians, Greens, Move On.org-ers, hippies, hippity-hoppers, muscular Christians, people who speak in the current business school gibberish, and little yappy dogs.
- Men who wear dress shirts without ties and jackets. Get a sports shirt, morons - you look like hell.
- The idiotic American cult of youth.
6 comments:
Keith Olberman rocks.
You must allow that black stretchy cycling pants look good on super-fit, blonde, trophy wives spending their husband's money at around 10:00 AM in the morning.
I'm with you on the tie-less dress shirt thing.
Blecch.
I must say I felt a twinge of pain when I read about the tie-less and jacket-less dress shirt post. That is actually what I wear to work most days, seeing as how my direct superiors usually wear golf shirts, I have felt generally like it was a step up, without being as conspicuous as a tie. However, this is your blog and you are king here. I should note that I would be quite interested in what things were on your high school "Things I Hate" list.
I can't remember much about high school, fortunately.
A tie-less shirt really should be a buttondown; the other collars just look dumb flapping around like that.
I have a friend who looks rather good in stretchy black bicycle panties, but she is not blonde and nobody's trophy.
Hey, what's wrong with dress shirts without a tie. Look at the Jogi Löw (german soccer coach) shirt? That look is stunning!
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